The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

Here is the good, the bad and the ugly.

Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: It's triplets.

Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the women next door.

Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.

Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.

Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad: He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.

Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

Talk to you all later....