Let's talk shit folks.....

My friend's I have to talk shit to you today. That's right, shit! I think Mike, last night brought this on. You see last night Mike's computer was acting up and was acting like a piece of shit. Then after we hung up I started to look for my credit card, and I started to cuss out my card, cause I couldn't find it with all the shit I had lying around. After I found it, I realized that shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

For example, my sister and my cousin love to get shit-faced, everytime they see each other. Then there are times that we all be shit-out-of-luck. Then there are those who work some much their brains are tired or people simply have shit for brains.

Also when being lectured about life you tend to tell people to get their shit together. I know I have to go buy something or find a place for all my shit. Then there's times when you tell people to go take a shit or get off the pot.

I use to smoke shit, I can't believe Mike tried shit. I always buy shit that I don't need, Mike is guilty of buying shit, then sell's his shit. We all lose shit just about everyday, not to worry you'll find your shit.

When things go wrong you just want to forget about shit. When you get angry you tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. I know a few people that are lucky shits. Some of the people I work with are dumb shits, and crazy shits.

There's bull shit,horse shit, and chicken shit everywhere. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit as gifts or serve shit at a party. I know I have found myself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

I know here in Texas, like El Paso and Corpus we really don't get much of a winter. Some days are just colder than shit. Mike was up in Chicago last week and some days were hotter than shit. He couldn't wait to cool off in room with the A/C set at 50. Here in Corpus the last few days it rained like shit and flooded some parts of town, it was a shitty day.

Some music sounds like shit, especially the one's that you download sometimes. I was watching TV and were showing celebrities without makeup, some look like shit.

It's been some time since I felt like shit. The last time I felt like shit was after eating pizza from pizza hut, so it will be sometime before I order from them. For 3 day's I felt like shit, it gave me the shit's. You know you can have too much shit, always never not enough shit. Then when you do have shit it's never the right shit, the wrong shit takes over. There's a lot of weird shit going around, be careful.

We can carry shit all the time, you should see my bag I take to work, full of shit. Some have a mountain of shit, that you'll find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You can spread this shit around, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........Shit happens!!! So what are you waiting for? Hurry up and repost this shit . Oh yeah, how many times do you shit, keep track...Bye

Questions Part 3

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT:

1. You hung out with? MAXINE
2. Rode in a car with? MAXINE
3. Went to the movies with? MARK
4. You went to the mall with? MY MOM
5. You went to dinner with? ROBIN
6. You talked on the phone to? MARK
7. Made you laugh? MARK

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? TONGUE
2. Be serious or be funny? FUNNY
3. Drink whole or skim milk? I HATE MILK...
4. Die in a fire or drown? WELL I DONT WANT TO FEEL THAT MUCH PAIN, SO I GUESS DROWN..
5. Be eaten by sharks or in a burning plane heading for the ocean? SHARKS
6. Spend time with your parents or enemies? PARENTS


YOU PREFER:

1. Flowers or candy? FLOWERS, DO I HAVE TO PUT OUT AFTERWARDS..LOL
2. Grey or black? BLACK
3. Color or Black and white photos? COLOR
4. Lust or love? LOVE
5. Sunrise or sunset? SUNSET
6. M&Ms or Skittles? M&M'S
7. Staying up late or waking up early? STAYING UP LATE
8. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter? CRUNCHY
9. Dark or Milk chocolate? MILK CHOCOLATE

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

1. Do you like anyone? YES
2. Do they know it? I HOPE SO
3. Are you kinky? YES
4. Do you have a fetish? NO
5. Do you have a sexual fantasy? YES
6. Have you fulfilled that fantasy? NOPE
7. Would engaged in group sex? MAYBE
8. If asked by a good friend to watch them have sex would you? YEAH
9. Would you touch yourself or just watch? WATCH
10. Would you join in? IF ASKED, MAYBE
11. Do you like oral? YES
12. Are you a giver or a taker, or both? BOTH
13. Do you masterbate? DON'T WE ALL

DO YOU PREFER

1. Sun or moon? MOON
2. Winter or Fall? FALL/WINTER IT'S ALL THE SAME HERE
3. Left or right? RIGHT
4. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? 2 BESTFRIENDS
5. Sunny or rainy? SUNNY
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? MARBLE-BOTH

ABOUT YOU

1. What time is it? 11:17PM
2. First and middle Name? EVELYN ( I don't have a middle name)
3. What do you want? TO HAVE EVERYTHING, I NEED IN LIFE
4. Where do you want to live? SOMEWHERE ELSE BESIDES CORPUS CHRISTI, BACK HOME IN EL PASO OR CHICAGO
5. How many kids do u want? 2, TOPS 4
6. You want to get married? Yes
7. Bad habit? SMOKING, I TRIED TO STOP, I DID FOR A YEAR...LOL
8. Are you double jointed? NO
9.Can you cross your eyes? YES
10.Do you make your bed daily? NO...LOL

RANDOM

1. Which shoe goes on first? RIGHT
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? YES
3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? CUT & TWIRL, ITS A PROCESS..LOL
4.Have you ever eaten Spam? YES
5 .Favorite ice cream? COFFEE FLAVORED
6 .how many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? 2
7. Do you cook? YES
8. Current mood? CONTENT

IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU

1. Bought something? YES
2. Sang? YES
3. Been hugged? YEAH
4. Felt stupid? YEAH
5. Missed someone? SINCE THE DAY I MOVED HERE, MISS HOME
6. Danced Crazy? NO
7. Gotten your hair cut? NO
8. Cried? YES
9. Lied? ALL THE TIME...LOL...J/K
10. Been kissed? YES

Questions....More to follow..

1. Whos your first homecoming/prom date? DIDN'T GO

2. Who was your first roommate? MY SISTER YOLIE

3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? BUDLIGHT

4. What was your first job?I WAS 17 CASHIER @K-MART

5. What was your first car?1982 GMC SIERRA PICKUP

6. When did you go to your first funeral? I THINK AROUND 12-14YRS OLD

8. Who was your first grade teacher? MR. DENNIS

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? AT 18YRS FROM EL PASO-CHICAGO

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? MARTIN

11. Who was your first Best Friend? CYNTHIA THEN MIKE

12. Where was your first sleepover? NEVER HAD ONE

13. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? MY MOM

14. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? SISTERS

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning? TURN ON THE ACQUAIRIUM LIGHTS

16. What was the first concert you ever went to? PANTERA, SEPULTURA AND ???? I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO ELSE PLAYED BUT I WAS 17

17. First real lock lipping kiss? 15

18. First tattoo or piercing?18

19. First celebrity crush? AXL ROSE "GUNS N' ROSES"

20. What age did you say goodbye to your virginity? 17

21. First crush? ADRIAN GALVAN

3 YEARS AGO TODAY (MAY 31, 2003)

22. How old were you? 27

23.Where did you go to school? CAREER CENTERS OF TEXAS

24.Where did you work? PRE-WIRE

25.How was your hair style? LONG HAIR

26.Did you wear glasses? YES

27.Who was your best friend? MIKE

28.Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend? DIDN'T HAVE ONE

29.Who was your celebrity crush? BLAS ELIAS, DRUMMER FROM SLAUGHTER

30.Who was your regular-person crush? DIDN'T HAVE ONE

31.How many tattoos did you have? 2

32.How many piercings did you have? NONE

33.What car did you drive? 2002 NISSAN SENTRA

34.What was your favorite band/group? SO MANY TO LIST, I DON'T HAVE JUST 1

35.What was your worst fear? FEARED NOTHING

36.Had you smoked a cigarette yet? YES

37.Had you gotten drunk or high yet? YES, BOTH

38.Had you been to a real party yet? HELL YEAH

39.What was your main goal? TO FINISH SCHOOL

40.Had your heart broken? YES

(MAY 31, 2006)

41.How old are you? 30

42.What grade are you in? OUT OF SCHOOL

43.Where do you go to school?NO SCHOOL FOR ME....

44.Where do you work? BAY AREA HOSP.

45.Where do you live? CORPUS CHRISTI

46.Where do you hang out? AT HOME

47.Do you have braces? NOPE

48.Do you wear glasses? YEP

49.Who is your celebrity crush?:I like Melora Hardin

50.How many tattoos do you now have? 2

51.How many piercings have you had? JUST MY EARS

52.What kind of car do you have? 2004 TOYOTA TACOMA

53.What is your favorite singer/group? UUMM STILL THINKING

54.What is your biggest fear? BEING ALONE

55.Have you smoked a cigarette yet? YEP

56.Have you been to a real party? YEP

57.What's your main goal? MOVING SOME WHERE ELSE, AWAY FROM HURRICANES

58.Has your heart been broken? NOPE

59.Have you broken someones heart? YEP